Tuesday, December 20, 2011

For the Girl I Met in Junior High School

I once met a girl,
Who I thought would never be my best friend...
Perhaps my one and only.
She had an attitude when I first saw her.
I didn't bother to say that I already had a crush on her.

Dirty blond hair and hazel eyes.
Cute little voice and a hardcore body.
Soft skin and a sexy laugh.
I never knew she'd be love at first sight.

She's got a stone heart and a baby face.
Sexy dimples and warm skin.
When we hugged, I knew from then on 
That I needed her more than ever.

Won't say her name, she's too sacred to me.
Won't tell you who she is, you might take her from me.
Though, some people just can't shut up.
Someone took her and left me alone.

She never spoke to me for some time.
She left me alone and unwillingly to cry.
I wanted her...I needed her...
But I just didn't have her.

No one I'd met was like her.
She was different and loving...
No one was like that.
No one.

I always think about her.
I always dream about her.
Except that time I had a nightmare,
That I was chased by a giant broccoli.
But you wouldn't believe that, now would you?
Why? It was Love at First Sight.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Fat People

Here's a song I wrote...
It goes like this...

Corn dogs, hot dogs,
Twinkies, honey buns.
Cheese burgers, chicken fingers,
Donuts and cracker crumbs.

Spaghetti slash mac and cheese,
Tacos with some pizza.
Fettuccine, hot pockets,
Chicken with some rice and beans.

Fat People! Yeah!
Fat People! Yeah!
Fat People! Food time!
Fat People! Hell yeah!

Pancakes, sausages,
Turkey wings and pretzels.
Hash browns, scrambled eggs,
Bacon with some waffles.

Chicken patties, pork chops,
French fries, burritos.
Peanut butter, Jelly,
Mash potatoes and Doritos.

Fat People! Yeah!
Fat People! Yeah!
Fat People! Food time!
Fat People! Hell Yeah!

Popcorn and turkey spam,
Grilled cheese and cold cuts.
Beef Patties, Lucky Charms,
Shrimp Lo Mein and pork butt.

Chocolate cake and cheese cake,
Boston Creme Rolls and cookies.
Cinnamon buns and Cheese Nips,
Zebra Cakes and Pork and Beans.

Fat People! Yeah!
Fat People! Yeah!
Fat People! Food time!
Fat People! Hell yeah!

Fat People! Yeah!
Fat People! I love you!
Fat People! Food time!
Fat People! Hell Yeah!

Fat People!!!