Dear Friend

Dear Friend,

I want you to know,

That I've met someone special today.

I met someone unlike you.

Someone more wilder and fun,

To hang out with.

Dear Friend,

That someone is nobody.

She's a good friend, I have to say.

Like you, she listens to me.

But, unlike you, She doesn't tell anyone.

She's very secretive,

Because she goes through the exact same thing.

Dear Friend,

You're a lot different, see.

You don't go through the things I do.

All you do is weep and whine about your nails.

You say your boyfriend broke up with you,

And when I try to work with you,

You ignore me and say I don't know.

Dear Friend,

You betray my trust when I believed you.

But some things I say aren't true.

Some things I say aren't my life.

Nobody is like that.

She keeps all the secrets I tell her.

Dear Friend,

Technically, I met this person before you.

I met this person a long time ago.

Before you existed in my life.

She sat by me when I was sick,

And introduced herself when I ask who she was.

Dear Friend,

I told her about you.

And what I felt about you.

And she said that we're all different.

We can all be friends but we can never trust each other.

I told her that I can open up to friendships right away,

And that I never really watch my step.

Dear Friend,

You've ignored me for some time.

And I figured it was time to tell you this.

I am no longer your friend.

I will no longer hang out with you.

Dear Friend,

You can argue with me all you'd like.

But I'd like you to know that I have a new friend.

And that friend is nobody.

Nobody is, I have to say, a better friend than you, friend.

Sincerely yours,

Me.